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How to Carve a Pumpkin You Can Have Sex With
Spend a crisp autumnal night nutting into a pumpkin by following these 13 simple steps.

How to Carve a Pumpkin You Can Have Sex With

Spend a crisp autumnal night nutting into a pumpkin by following these 13 simple steps.

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Kickstarter Campaign to Watch George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin F*ck
Pledge now to help fulfill the fantasy of pretty much every person on Earth!
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My Fuckbot Roommate
"I knew, of course, that he was a robot built for the sole purpose of fucking, and therefore some amount of fucking was to be expected, but I assumed he must have other interests as well.”

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My Fuckbot Roommate

"I knew, of course, that he was a robot built for the sole purpose of fucking, and therefore some amount of fucking was to be expected, but I assumed he must have other interests as well.”

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Lil Dicky – Lemme Freak

A new theme song for men everywhere who just want to get their freak on. (NSFW)

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What that Sock Your Roommate Put on the Doorknob Really Means
If you think it just means “sex in progress — do not enter,” you don’t know the half of it.

What that Sock Your Roommate Put on the Doorknob Really Means

If you think it just means “sex in progress — do not enter,” you don’t know the half of it.

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First Date

How far are you willing to go to not leave anything to chance on a first date? 

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A Tribute to the Dead Space Sex Geckos
Sadly, the five geckos Russian scientists sent into space to have sex died. But the stories of their freaky extraterrestrial exploits will live on forever.

A Tribute to the Dead Space Sex Geckos

Sadly, the five geckos Russian scientists sent into space to have sex died. But the stories of their freaky extraterrestrial exploits will live on forever.

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Sex Advice from an Uncomfortable Guy Who’s Afraid of Sex and Blows it Every Time (Volume 4)
Ask Dr. Sex Man. He’s already blown it so you don’t have to.
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Being Superman Has Bored Me and I’d Like the Entire Justice League to Have Sex While I Watch
He’s super-serious, you guys.
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