17 Ways to Enjoy Prom if You Don’t Have a Date
No date? No problem!
- Eat the entire corsage, all by yourself.
- Go to the bathroom as often as you want because hey, no one is waiting on you.
- Rent a stretch limo and pretend you’re a socially awkward movie star.
- Wear a tuxedo on top of your tuxedo. Remember, you’re dating for two now.
- Ponder whether “And a little bit softer now” can truly exist if there’s no one there to hear it.
- During the slow dances, stand by yourself in the middle of the dance floor, gently rocking your hips back and forth to emphasize your boner.