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6 Political Boy Bands You May Not Remember

The Veeples
Biggest Single: “I’m Here If Your Boyfriend Dies”
Key Album: 1st Is Worst, 2nd Is Sex
Members:
Gerald Ford 
Dan Quayle 
Dick Cheney 
George HW Bush 
Al Gore  
This rag-tag bunch of boy-band castoffs came together for one magical album, ‘1st Is Worst, 2nd Is Sex.’ While on tour in Texas, Baritone and literal heart-stealer Dick Cheney famously shot Dan “Simple” Quayle in the face with a shotgun, and Joe Biden (along with his panty-dropping wink) replaced Quayle for the remainder of the tour. Al Gore was later kicked out of the band for making out with his wife too much backstage.

See who else’s teen-heartthrob beginnings set the stage for their political superstardom.

6 Political Boy Bands You May Not Remember

The Veeples

Biggest Single: “I’m Here If Your Boyfriend Dies”

Key Album: 1st Is Worst, 2nd Is Sex

Members:

Gerald Ford 

Dan Quayle 

Dick Cheney 

George HW Bush 

Al Gore  

This rag-tag bunch of boy-band castoffs came together for one magical album, ‘1st Is Worst, 2nd Is Sex.’ While on tour in Texas, Baritone and literal heart-stealer Dick Cheney famously shot Dan “Simple” Quayle in the face with a shotgun, and Joe Biden (along with his panty-dropping wink) replaced Quayle for the remainder of the tour. Al Gore was later kicked out of the band for making out with his wife too much backstage.

See who else’s teen-heartthrob beginnings set the stage for their political superstardom.

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