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Why I Am Done Watching the NFL
The office psychopath weighs in on why he’s through with pro football.
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Official Redskins Name Change

The Washington Redskins refuse to change their name, so we’re gonna do it for them. 

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The NFL’s New Rules of Conduct in the Wake of the Ray Rice Scandal
Good to see the league is finally cracking down:

Coaches may no longer rile up players by telling them to visualize opponents as their wives.
O.J. Simpson will be automatically suspended for two games should he ever choose to rejoin the league.
Remaining complacent in the physical assault of a woman will result in an immediate 10-yard penalty or first down for the opposing team.
Because the NFL can only rule in the presence of video, cheerleaders are now required to wear GoPros on their heads.
The NFL must ensure that players have no other life skills to fall back on if football doesn’t work out as incentive for them to be on their best behavior at all times.

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The NFL’s New Rules of Conduct in the Wake of the Ray Rice Scandal

Good to see the league is finally cracking down:

  • Coaches may no longer rile up players by telling them to visualize opponents as their wives.
  • O.J. Simpson will be automatically suspended for two games should he ever choose to rejoin the league.
  • Remaining complacent in the physical assault of a woman will result in an immediate 10-yard penalty or first down for the opposing team.
  • Because the NFL can only rule in the presence of video, cheerleaders are now required to wear GoPros on their heads.
  • The NFL must ensure that players have no other life skills to fall back on if football doesn’t work out as incentive for them to be on their best behavior at all times.

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Roger Goodell’s Next Job
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is on shaky ground for his handling of the Ray Rice incident. Good thing his job skills are so marketable.

Roger Goodell’s Next Job

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is on shaky ground for his handling of the Ray Rice incident. Good thing his job skills are so marketable.

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Find out which of these #NFLRappers was voted MVP on tonight’s new @midnight.

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American Muscle – Ndamukong Suh Meets T.J. Lang

NFL rivals Ndamukong Suh and T.J. Lang square off on tonight’s new American Muscle.

Watch the whole tense encounter at 9/8c on Discovery!

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48 Ways To Improve the Pro Bowl
The Pro Bowl has revamped its rules to improve the typically low-interest game. But has the NFL gone too far, or not nearly far enough?

48 Ways To Improve the Pro Bowl

The Pro Bowl has revamped its rules to improve the typically low-interest game. But has the NFL gone too far, or not nearly far enough?

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An Email From Richie Incognito’s Mom With Topics To Avoid This Thanksgiving 
Richie Incognito’s mother sent this family-wide email to make sure the conversation at their Thanksgiving dinner table is pleasant.

An Email From Richie Incognito’s Mom With Topics To Avoid This Thanksgiving 

Richie Incognito’s mother sent this family-wide email to make sure the conversation at their Thanksgiving dinner table is pleasant.