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The Brochure for the ‘Snowpiercer’ Train
Truly a breathtaking experience.
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Analyzing the Leaked “Jurassic World” Brochure
The dinosaur is out of the bag. This leaked brochure reveals everything you need to know about the upcoming film.

Analyzing the Leaked “Jurassic World” Brochure

The dinosaur is out of the bagThis leaked brochure reveals everything you need to know about the upcoming film.

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After the Credits

Boy gets girl. Credits roll. Reality sets in.

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17 Things to Expect from the Upcoming ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie
Here’s what you can expect from Michael Bay’s latest assault on your most cherished memories from childhood:

Jokes about how Splinter doesn’t understand Twitter.
The introduction of Bebop and Rocksteady’s adopted son, Dubstep.
A special cameo by Michelle Obama as a minor villain who replaces pizzas with veggie trays.
The rumors are true: The film will use an alien origin story to explain the creation of Megan Fox.
Tons more Ninja Turtles named after other famous artists, such as Warhol, Rauschenberg, Picasso, and Lena Dunham’s Mom.
Slow-mo shots of April O’Neil washing cars, licking popsicles, and masturbating.

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17 Things to Expect from the Upcoming ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie

Here’s what you can expect from Michael Bay’s latest assault on your most cherished memories from childhood:

  • Jokes about how Splinter doesn’t understand Twitter.
  • The introduction of Bebop and Rocksteady’s adopted son, Dubstep.
  • A special cameo by Michelle Obama as a minor villain who replaces pizzas with veggie trays.
  • The rumors are true: The film will use an alien origin story to explain the creation of Megan Fox.
  • Tons more Ninja Turtles named after other famous artists, such as Warhol, Rauschenberg, Picasso, and Lena Dunham’s Mom.
  • Slow-mo shots of April O’Neil washing cars, licking popsicles, and masturbating.

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The Donald Sterling TV Movie, as Written by Donald Sterling

Donald Sterling is already looking to cash in on his scandal with his own made-for-TV biopic, which he’s writing and casting himself.

Read the whole pitch here!

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Fun Movie Fact
The Breakfast Club met for detention 30 years ago today! Also, it was a movie. It didn’t really happen. Relax.

Fun Movie Fact

The Breakfast Club met for detention 30 years ago today! Also, it was a movie. It didn’t really happen. Relax.

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