Kim Jong-un’s Ransom Note After Kidnapping Michael Cera
Kim Jong-un is super pissed at Seth Rogen and James Franco for assassinating him in their upcoming film, The Interview. So he’s hitting them where it hurts.
Read the rest of the note here.
Kim Jong Un’s Rewrites for Seth Rogen and James Franco’s ‘The Interview’
Kim Jong Un promises not to obliterate the U.S. as long as Seth Rogen and James Franco’s ‘The Interview’ uses his ending.
21 North Korean Hairstyles Approved by Kim Jong Un
Clearly, reports of the Dear Leader forcing all young men in North Korea to adopt his hairstyle have been greatly exaggerated.
See the full list of approved cuts here.
My Best Friend: A Poem by Dennis Rodman
A touching ode to Kim Jong Un by his bestie, Dennis Rodman.
The REAL Reasons Kim Jong Un’s Uncle Was Removed From Power
The Supreme Leader will not be noogied.
We like to laugh.