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LEAKED CIA MEMO: We Must Arm the One Syrian Rebel We Can Trust (Nate)
"There is still absolutely a faction that meets our criteria. His name is Nate and we should send him 90,000 guns.”
Links! Arrested Development Quotes You Should Still Be Using Every Day, How to Grab Your Feminity by the Dick and More!
Here are the best among literally DOZENS of links this week.
An Interview with Aristotle
One of history’s greatest philosophers has turned into a complete Hollywood douche.
What You Get When You Join “Facebook for Millionaires”
Your $9,000 membership fee puts you in a whole new class of social-media consumer.
Animal Fact of the Day
A Man with a Gun to His Head Reviews the New U2 Album
Now he knows how everyone with an iTunes account feels.
Roger Goodell’s Press Conference Interrupted
Benjy from The Howard Stern Show screams “Don’t take me to the elevator” as security drags him out — presumably to the elevator.
Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival
Texas! Don’t miss your LAST CHANCE to see comedy’s biggest stars including Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman, Hannibal Buress, and more!
Get tickets for the final weekend of Oddball Fest here!
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