Bagel Package Warns Against Overindulging
They’re just saying that for liability reasons. Carry on.
The Paula Deen Network: A Complete Guide
Just like insulin treatments, this is something Paula Deen fans are going to fork over some cash for.
No Choice Microwave Meals
Engineered specifically for the pathetic bachelor looking to cram something, anything into his food hole.
SNACKPOCALYPSE with Chloë Grace Moretz, Tyler Posey, and First Lady Michelle Obama
In a high school overrun with zombies seeking empty calories, one girl dares to eat an apple a day.
12 Photos from People Who Don’t Know How to “Do” Spaghetti
In fairness, most of these would still pass the wall-stick test.
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Where Do You Want to Eat?
Just pick a damn restaurant already!
2014 Oscar Picks by Competitive Eating Champion Joey Chestnut
He may not have the best taste in movies, but Joey Chestnut sure knows how to pound through an Oscar-picks list in record time.
Olympics Reporter Hasn’t Tried the Food in Sochi
Now if only his colleagues back home would shut up about it.
15 Spaghetti GIFs Because Not Everything Needs a Reason
Stuff your face full of some saucy GIF goodness.
7 Epic Food Trends that Starving Children Didn’t Have Access to in 2013
Just one Cronut a day could feed half the world’s starving children’s diabetes.
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