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Owner’s Manual for the New Driverless Car
"I, for one, welcome our new driverless-car overlords.”
See the entire manual here.
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14 Things to Know About Driverless Cars
The future is here. Prepare yourself.

Cars are now technically alive and have feelings like the cars in Pixar’s Cars.
Passengers expected to have more time for the license plate game on road trips.
For clarity, “streets” will be renamed “automated smash paths.”
With steering wheels rendered obsolete, cars will come standard with actual drums to drum on.
Manufacturers still haven’t figured out so-called “driving head first into the Grand Canyon” bug, so avoid that area for now.

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14 Things to Know About Driverless Cars

The future is here. Prepare yourself.

  • Cars are now technically alive and have feelings like the cars in Pixar’s Cars.
  • Passengers expected to have more time for the license plate game on road trips.
  • For clarity, “streets” will be renamed “automated smash paths.”
  • With steering wheels rendered obsolete, cars will come standard with actual drums to drum on.
  • Manufacturers still haven’t figured out so-called “driving head first into the Grand Canyon” bug, so avoid that area for now.

Continue