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Bee Date

Some dates really make your skin crawl. 

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Love in the Time of Wormholes

She wrote letters to her husband. They went to the future.

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Dog Missed Connections

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East River Dog Run
Saw you at the dog run yesterday morning. You were wearing a leather collar and running around in circles. I was wearing a gold collar and trying to have sex with you. At one point I managed to mount you and we sort of had sex for a couple of seconds. You shook me off, though, and ran away. I’m interested in getting to know you a little better. We obviously have chemistry and even though we just met once I really sensed a connection. I’ll be back at the dog run tomorrow morning. Hope to see you there.
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FDR Drive
I saw you out the window of my master’s car, during a traffic jam. We barked at each other for a while. I thought you made some interesting points. Would love to meet up sometime for a casual, low-key date. Maybe we could go to central park together and eat garbage off the ground. Open to anything. 
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75th Street and Park Avenue
Saw you yesterday afternoon, helping a blind human cross the street. You seem like someone with a gentle soul and a caring heart. Would love to mount you violently from behind and have aggressive sex with your body. 

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Dog Missed Connections

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East River Dog Run

Saw you at the dog run yesterday morning. You were wearing a leather collar and running around in circles. I was wearing a gold collar and trying to have sex with you. At one point I managed to mount you and we sort of had sex for a couple of seconds. You shook me off, though, and ran away. I’m interested in getting to know you a little better. We obviously have chemistry and even though we just met once I really sensed a connection. I’ll be back at the dog run tomorrow morning. Hope to see you there.

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FDR Drive

I saw you out the window of my master’s car, during a traffic jam. We barked at each other for a while. I thought you made some interesting points. Would love to meet up sometime for a casual, low-key date. Maybe we could go to central park together and eat garbage off the ground. Open to anything. 

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75th Street and Park Avenue

Saw you yesterday afternoon, helping a blind human cross the street. You seem like someone with a gentle soul and a caring heart. Would love to mount you violently from behind and have aggressive sex with your body. 

Click here to read more.

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Social Media

Dating in the age of social media — it’s a whole new ball game.

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Sociopathdating.com

Are you a manipulative egomaniac with no capacity for real human emotion, and are looking for someone just like you? You’re in luck.

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Settle.com

The hot new dating site for singles who just don’t want to die alone.

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Crumblr! It’s Tinder 2.0. But Sweeter.

Get that sweet little something no other dating app can provide.

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juggaLOVE

Finally, a dating site as down with the clown as you are. 

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Modern Romance

Four couples explain how they met “the one” in today’s dating landscape.

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10 Seriously WTF Pictures from Russian Dating Websites
In Russia, dating site gets creepy on you!