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What ‘Home Alone’ Taught Me About Being a Grown Up
Adulthood — it burns! Find some relief with the life lessons embedded in this beloved holiday classic.
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Satan’s Christmas with Gene Simmons

Satan (Gene Simmons) celebrates Pissmas in hell with his family.

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Weed for Christmas

A rap for all the boy and girls who only want one thing for Christmas.

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A Die Hard Christmas Party with Reginald VelJohnson

One man’s John McClane complex turns an office Christmas party into a real-life Die Hard scenario.

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The Naughty List

Santa sometimes rewards the naughty ones too.

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The Most Common Ways for Elves to Die

The good news is “elf-on-the-shelf” trophy killing seems to be way down this season.

The Most Common Ways for Elves to Die

The good news is “elf-on-the-shelf” trophy killing seems to be way down this season.

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Smoke Weed Every Christmas Shirt Sale
Make your tree-lighting ceremony extra special in this stylish T-shirt.
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The Only 3 Christmas Apps You’ll Ever Need

Christmas Conversation Generator
What It Is: 
Love your family, but hate talking to them? You’re not alone. CCG is a simple app that makes your yuletide conversations even simpler. Your cable news-addicted uncle yapping your ear off about how Obama’s background is “still a mystery”? No problem. Just select the ‘Bigoted Uncle’ option and CCG takes care of the rest. New in the latest update: conversation generators for recently-divorced-relatives’ new significant others. 
What they’re saying in the App Store:
JenDamme - 5 Stars
Great app! I loved how I didn’t have to engage with my Aunt, but at the end of the day she thought I cared about her opinions on the The Newsroom.

Check out the other must-have Christmas apps here.

The Only 3 Christmas Apps You’ll Ever Need

Christmas Conversation Generator

What It Is:

Love your family, but hate talking to them? You’re not alone. CCG is a simple app that makes your yuletide conversations even simpler. Your cable news-addicted uncle yapping your ear off about how Obama’s background is “still a mystery”? No problem. Just select the ‘Bigoted Uncle’ option and CCG takes care of the rest. New in the latest update: conversation generators for recently-divorced-relatives’ new significant others. 

What they’re saying in the App Store:

JenDamme - 5 Stars

Great app! I loved how I didn’t have to engage with my Aunt, but at the end of the day she thought I cared about her opinions on the The Newsroom.

Check out the other must-have Christmas apps here.

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Shouldn’t We Be There By Meow?

Shouldn’t We Be There By Meow?

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A Letter from Santa Claus to Megyn Kelly
Read Santa’s black-and-white reasoning for putting Fox News’ Megyn Kelly on his naughty list this year.

A Letter from Santa Claus to Megyn Kelly

Read Santa’s black-and-white reasoning for putting Fox News’ Megyn Kelly on his naughty list this year.