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How to Properly Execute the “Ice Bucket Challenge”
You’ve seen the videos. You know it’s for charity. Just do it already. Here’s how:

Accept challenge you received via social media to pour a bucket of ice water on your head
Find any bucket you have laying around the house
Fill bucket with ice
Begin typing your social media status message that will inevitably get a ton of likes
Accidentally type “Rice Bucket Challenge”
Laugh because you pictured people in Asia doing the Rice Bucket Challenge.
Feel guilty because you’re not sure if that’s racist
Call your friend Jon to ask if that was a racist thought
No answer from Jon, as he’s probably avoiding you because you’ve likely made jokes like that in the past and you never realized till just now
Say that thought back to yourself, replace all L’s with R’s
Laugh loudly to yourself a bit
Write that down on a pad of paper to make sure you remember to tell someone other than Jon later
Ignore incoming call from Jon; he’s probably just calling to be a buzz-kill about your edgy humor. He’s always doing that. 

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How to Properly Execute the “Ice Bucket Challenge”

You’ve seen the videos. You know it’s for charity. Just do it already. Here’s how:

  • Accept challenge you received via social media to pour a bucket of ice water on your head
  • Find any bucket you have laying around the house
  • Fill bucket with ice
  • Begin typing your social media status message that will inevitably get a ton of likes
  • Accidentally type “Rice Bucket Challenge”
  • Laugh because you pictured people in Asia doing the Rice Bucket Challenge.
  • Feel guilty because you’re not sure if that’s racist
  • Call your friend Jon to ask if that was a racist thought
  • No answer from Jon, as he’s probably avoiding you because you’ve likely made jokes like that in the past and you never realized till just now
  • Say that thought back to yourself, replace all L’s with R’s
  • Laugh loudly to yourself a bit
  • Write that down on a pad of paper to make sure you remember to tell someone other than Jon later
  • Ignore incoming call from Jon; he’s probably just calling to be a buzz-kill about your edgy humor. He’s always doing that. 

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Be an Extra in Adam McKay’s Next Film!
Our fearless leader, Adam McKay, is auctioning off a role in his next movie for charity! Get involved and be a star!

Be an Extra in Adam McKay’s Next Film!

Our fearless leader, Adam McKay, is auctioning off a role in his next movie for charity! Get involved and be a star!