The Chris Brown Headline Generator
BREAKING: Chris Brown Punches Slice of Pizza at the Ball Pit of a Chuck E. Cheese’s; Overheard Saying, “I feel like dancing with my fists.”
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Funny Or Die’s Halloween Anthology with Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson shares a series of blood-curdling Halloween horror stories with a group of mischievous teens.
20 Reasons Why Chris Brown Should … You Know What? No. This Guy Has Taken Up Enough of Our Time Already
Because an actual post about Chris Brown would be a felony assault on good taste.
Read The Scene Where Cameron Diaz Has Sex With A Car In ‘The Counselor’ (with Original Studio Notes)
The Counselor features a graphic scene in which Cameron Diaz has sex with a Ferrari. Read the pages from Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy’s script, complete with studio notes.
Chris Brown’s Punch-Out!!
Parent News with Fred Willard: Halloween Edition
Don’t expect the lamestream media to help your parents through the nightmare of ordering at Starbucks.
Links: 13 Potatoes That Look Like Channing Tatum, Breaking Bad on Ice and More!
Enjoy these amazing links now. You can thank us later. We’ll wait.
Rumble in the Rockies with Dave Franco and Chris Mintz-Plasse
Dave and Chris get a bone-jarring wake-up call outside South Park, CO.
The Fast Lane with Nicole Sullivan
Nicole Sullivan (MADtv/King of Queens) would never agree to be on a talk show like this. Good thing no one asked her to.
We like to laugh.