BlackBerry Meltdown with Dave Foley
BlackBerry’s last employee introduces his company’s latest (and last) device.
The Chris Brown Headline Generator
BREAKING: Chris Brown Punches Slice of Pizza at the Ball Pit of a Chuck E. Cheese’s; Overheard Saying, “I feel like dancing with my fists.”
Create your own here!
Funny Or Die’s Halloween Anthology with Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson shares a series of blood-curdling Halloween horror stories with a group of mischievous teens.
20 Reasons Why Chris Brown Should … You Know What? No. This Guy Has Taken Up Enough of Our Time Already
Because an actual post about Chris Brown would be a felony assault on good taste.
Read The Scene Where Cameron Diaz Has Sex With A Car In ‘The Counselor’ (with Original Studio Notes)
The Counselor features a graphic scene in which Cameron Diaz has sex with a Ferrari. Read the pages from Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy’s script, complete with studio notes.
Chris Brown’s Punch-Out!!
Parent News with Fred Willard: Halloween Edition
Don’t expect the lamestream media to help your parents through the nightmare of ordering at Starbucks.
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