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The Occasional: Farewell Issue
Download the FREE final issue of our beloved digital humor magazine before it goes gently into that good night.
And fear not: The Occasional will be reborn soon with a new website coming to an Internet near you!

The Occasional: Farewell Issue

Download the FREE final issue of our beloved digital humor magazine before it goes gently into that good night.

And fear not: The Occasional will be reborn soon with a new website coming to an Internet near you!

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Final Downloadable Issue of The Occasional
Download the FREE final issue of our beloved digital humor magazine, and look for a new Occasional website coming soon to an Internet near you!

Final Downloadable Issue of The Occasional

Download the FREE final issue of our beloved digital humor magazine, and look for a new Occasional website coming soon to an Internet near you!

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Guess The Butt: Kim Kardashian or Jeff Daniels
Download the FREE new Fuck issue of The Occasional for more anatomically correct fun and games!
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Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder drops a personal bombshell in this exclusive interview with The Occasional.

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Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder drops a personal bombshell in this exclusive interview with The Occasional.

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Danny DeVito Dildos
Go even deeper with the FREE new Fuck issue of The Occasional!
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Hot Erotic Fiction
WARNING: Kelly Hudson’s erotic literature may melt your computer/privates.

Hot Erotic Fiction

WARNING: Kelly Hudson’s erotic literature may melt your computer/privates.

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Special Edition! We pick up where Rolling Stone left off and tackle the #1 issue facing America today: Miley Cyrus. 

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Special Edition! We pick up where Rolling Stone left off and tackle the #1 issue facing America today: Miley Cyrus. 

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: John Travolta Edition

Play everyone’s favorite game of crucial life choices in the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional.

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The Occasional Gauntlet: 50 Questions with Pete Holmes
Comedian Pete Holmes answers 50 crucial questions in the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional. Here are the first 10:

So you have a show?
Yep!
Like real good?
Totes real good.
Why do you get a show and not someone like Lena Dunham? She deserves a show.
Lena Dunham has a wildly popular show called Girls. I’ll forward you a link.
How many times have you made love to Lena Dunham?
I do have a crush on Lena Dunham. She dates the guitarist from Fun and I like to think of myself as the ambassador of fun, so I might have a chance.
How many times have you made love to anyone?
My record is “I can’t believe this is happening!”
Have you ever made love to someone who didn’t consider it “making love?”
I’ve “plowed” a lover once or twice (once). One time thanks to some Italian Merlot I gave a girlfriend “the business.”
What kind of bed do you sleep in?
Regular flat. Not old-person reading-style or European-sex bed.
What kind of home do you live in?
A Pete homes.
What’s your dream home?
Pete Holmes.

The Occasional Gauntlet: 50 Questions with Pete Holmes

Comedian Pete Holmes answers 50 crucial questions in the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional. Here are the first 10:

So you have a show?

Yep!

Like real good?

Totes real good.

Why do you get a show and not someone like Lena Dunham? She deserves a show.

Lena Dunham has a wildly popular show called Girls. I’ll forward you a link.

How many times have you made love to Lena Dunham?

I do have a crush on Lena Dunham. She dates the guitarist from Fun and I like to think of myself as the ambassador of fun, so I might have a chance.

How many times have you made love to anyone?

My record is “I can’t believe this is happening!”

Have you ever made love to someone who didn’t consider it “making love?”

I’ve “plowed” a lover once or twice (once). One time thanks to some Italian Merlot I gave a girlfriend “the business.”

What kind of bed do you sleep in?

Regular flat. Not old-person reading-style or European-sex bed.

What kind of home do you live in?

A Pete homes.

What’s your dream home?

Pete Holmes.