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Tom Lennon’s Total Body Confusion
Tom Lennon bewilders your body into superb shape in the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional!
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Terry Crews Presents the TerryStick

Terry Crews whips you into shape with the new TerryStick from TerryCo!

Download the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional guest edited by Terry Crews for more amazing, interactive tips!

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See why Terry Crews was very qualified to guest edit the Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional.
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Bestie X Bestie: Episode 4.03
Jenny Slate and Gabe Liedman are besties! Enjoy this new episode, then watch the NEWEST one in the free new issue of The Occasional!

Bestie X Bestie: Episode 4.03

Jenny Slate and Gabe Liedman are besties! Enjoy this new episode, then watch the NEWEST one in the free new issue of The Occasional!

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How to Build a Biological Clock Out of a Potato

Megan Amram writes complete instructions in the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional! Here are some excerpts: 

Literally every woman has a ticking time bomb within them that someday will explode and tell you to have millions of babies like a disgusting spider striped with stretch marks laying a fetid egg sac. This is called a “biological clock.” It might explode when you’re 16 or it might explode when you’re 41 (Old Maid much?), but it’s going to happen.

STEP #4: Pull over. You got lost on the way to the grocery store, didn’t you? Just ask a kindly gas station attendant or barkeep for directions. They’ll be sure to help you if you give a little smile and show a little gam!

NOTE: IF YOU WERE ASSAULTED BY A GAS STATION ATTENDANT, FOLLOW STEP 5. IF YOU WERE NOT, SKIP TO STEP 6.

STEP #5: Do not shower. Immediately call 911.

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Special late edition! We sit down with former *NSYNC frontman Chris Kirkpatrick for the inside scoop on the group’s upcoming VMAs reunion.

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Special late edition! We sit down with former *NSYNC frontman Chris Kirkpatrick for the inside scoop on the group’s upcoming VMAs reunion.

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The Occasional: FREE New Health and Fitness Issue
The ripped new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional featuring guest editor Terry Crews is here!
Download our digital humor magazine for FREE now, and get jacked with exclusive content from Pete Holmes, Tom Lennon, Megan Amram, Simon Rich and much, much more!

The Occasional: FREE New Health and Fitness Issue

The ripped new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional featuring guest editor Terry Crews is here!

Download our digital humor magazine for FREE now, and get jacked with exclusive content from Pete Holmes, Tom Lennon, Megan Amram, Simon Rich and much, much more!

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The Tech of Tomorrow with Kristen Schaal and Kurt Braunohler

Kristen Schaal and Kurt Braunohler guide you through tomorrow’s technology today!

Download the FREE new Tech issue of The Occasional — Funny Or Die’s digital humor magazine — for the entire futuristic voyage!

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The One Man Affected by Y2K with Matt Walsh

Y2K was just media-fueled hysteria that actually caused no real harm, right? Matt Walsh wishes that were true.

Download the FREE new Tech issue of The Occasional for the entire story and video of one man’s digital demise.