A prostitute feeds a man’s sexual appetite.
FOD Classic: Sarah Silverman’s Thanksgiving Special
Sarah Silverman recalls a pivotal Thanksgiving from her childhood.
Black Friday Survival Techniques
Bruiser demonstrates self-defense tips you can use on Black Friday.
Black Friday Thanksgiving with Teri Hatcher and Tom Arnold
A woman serves Thanksgiving dinner while preparing her family for the earliest Black Friday ever.
10 Things You Can Do to Spoil Your Family’s Thanksgiving
1. Bring a homeless man you met at the bus stop and tell your family he’s the best chef you’ve ever met and he needs to massage the turkey before anyone eats it.
5. Constantly ask your mother when she stopped loving you.
8. Show up with your new girlfriend, who you constantly refer to as “mother.”
Read all the ways to make this Thanksgiving the worst here!
This is why you don’t invite raw foodists over for Thanksgiving.
