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Leaked Apple Memo Regarding Egg-Freezing Program
Apple strongly encourages its female employees to surrender all future offspring to the Apple iMother 3.0 Centralized Caregiving Hub.

Leaked Apple Memo Regarding Egg-Freezing Program

Apple strongly encourages its female employees to surrender all future offspring to the Apple iMother 3.0 Centralized Caregiving Hub.

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Animal Fact of the Day

Animal Fact of the Day

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Throwing Shade #62: Heat Waves and Masturbating Tattoos

The heat wave exposed Erin to a man with a masturbating tattoo and Bryan to a move-in situation with his boyfriend. In important-er news, Nicholas Sparks, soft-focus romance purveyor, opened a school for white straight Christians in linen only and Erin reads Alabama to filth for going too far in the pro-life battle.

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Bearanoid

A very specific and dangerous form of weed-induced paranoia.

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FAQ: Mystery Air Force Space Plane Returns
Don’t know anything about the mysterious X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle that just returned to Earth after two years in orbit? You’re not alone. To shed some space light on this black hole, consult the following FAQ.

FAQ: Mystery Air Force Space Plane Returns

Don’t know anything about the mysterious X-37B Orbital Test Vehicle that just returned to Earth after two years in orbit? You’re not alone. To shed some space light on this black hole, consult the following FAQ.

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No Land’s Man with Aasif Mandvi, Jack Black, Connie Britton, Wyatt Cenac, and John Oliver

Aasif Mandvi’s celebrity friends don’t seem too eager to appear in the trailer for his new book, ‘No Land’s Man.’

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Kim Jong-un Is Back: The Photo Hunt Game!
The North Korean dictator seems a bit different since his return. Can you spot what’s changed? 

Kim Jong-un Is Back: The Photo Hunt Game!

The North Korean dictator seems a bit different since his return. Can you spot what’s changed? 

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Catblock (The Ultimate C*ckblock)

Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Dave Franco experience every cat owner’s worst nightmare: feline interference when you’re about to get down.

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Husband’s Note Is Either Very Sweet or Not
A sudden gust of wind could ruin this marriage.