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NFL Fantasy Football Commissioners Resign

With domestic-violence scandals plaguing the NFL, Fantasy Football commissioners do the only responsible thing.

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Jerrod Carmichael Sponsors a PeeWee Football Team

Jerrod Carmichael seamlessly blends community outreach with shameless self-promotion of his HBO special airing October 4th.

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Why I Am Done Watching the NFL
The office psychopath weighs in on why he’s through with pro football.
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Little Knockers – Season 2

The NFL season starts tonight, but it can’t compare to the hard-hitting drama of Coach Bruce Kilmer (Jim O’Heir)’s grueling pee wee training camp.

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A Letter of Appeal to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office from the Washington Redskins
Redskins owner Dan Synder responds to the logo controversy.
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Eddie George Really Loves Soda

Even a diabetes scare can’t keep All Pro former running back Eddie George away from his favorite sugary beverage. 

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The Top 10 Players To Watch in the Super Bowl

Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks: Large, bruising running back known for “Beast Mode,” a break Lynch takes during the fourth quarter to watch a VHS of Beauty and the Beast with coach Pete Carroll.
Louis Vasquez, RG, Broncos: Not really sure what to say about an offensive lineman but trust us, he’s an offensive lineman.
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, Broncos: Despite easily having the longest name in the Super Bowl, surprisingly has the shortest penis.

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The Top 10 Players To Watch in the Super Bowl

Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks: Large, bruising running back known for “Beast Mode,” a break Lynch takes during the fourth quarter to watch a VHS of Beauty and the Beast with coach Pete Carroll.

Louis Vasquez, RG, Broncos: Not really sure what to say about an offensive lineman but trust us, he’s an offensive lineman.

Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, Broncos: Despite easily having the longest name in the Super Bowl, surprisingly has the shortest penis.

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The Richard Sherman Remix

He’s the best in the game.