13 Ways to Feel Better About USA Losing to Belgium
Locate Belgium on a map, go there, make a friend and never speak to him again.
Order some waffles at IHOP. When they come, insist you said pancakes and watch them throw ‘em in the trash.
Call the Tim Howard closest to you and ask him to tell the real Tim Howard you said “Good job.”
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13 Ways to Feel Better About USA Losing to Belgium

  • Locate Belgium on a map, go there, make a friend and never speak to him again.
  • Order some waffles at IHOP. When they come, insist you said pancakes and watch them throw ‘em in the trash.
  • Call the Tim Howard closest to you and ask him to tell the real Tim Howard you said “Good job.”

Read the entire playbook to redemption.