17 Ways to Enjoy Prom if You Don’t Have a Date
No date? No problem!

Eat the entire corsage, all by yourself.
Go to the bathroom as often as you want because hey, no one is waiting on you. 
Rent a stretch limo and pretend you’re a socially awkward movie star.
Wear a tuxedo on top of your tuxedo. Remember, you’re dating for two now. 
Ponder whether “And a little bit softer now” can truly exist if there’s no one there to hear it.
During the slow dances, stand by yourself in the middle of the dance floor, gently rocking your hips back and forth to emphasize your boner. 

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17 Ways to Enjoy Prom if You Don’t Have a Date

No date? No problem!

  • Eat the entire corsage, all by yourself.
  • Go to the bathroom as often as you want because hey, no one is waiting on you. 
  • Rent a stretch limo and pretend you’re a socially awkward movie star.
  • Wear a tuxedo on top of your tuxedo. Remember, you’re dating for two now. 
  • Ponder whether “And a little bit softer now” can truly exist if there’s no one there to hear it.
  • During the slow dances, stand by yourself in the middle of the dance floor, gently rocking your hips back and forth to emphasize your boner. 

Continue