The Top 10 Players To Watch in the Super Bowl

Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks: Large, bruising running back known for “Beast Mode,” a break Lynch takes during the fourth quarter to watch a VHS of Beauty and the Beast with coach Pete Carroll.
Louis Vasquez, RG, Broncos: Not really sure what to say about an offensive lineman but trust us, he’s an offensive lineman.
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, Broncos: Despite easily having the longest name in the Super Bowl, surprisingly has the shortest penis.

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The Top 10 Players To Watch in the Super Bowl

Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks: Large, bruising running back known for “Beast Mode,” a break Lynch takes during the fourth quarter to watch a VHS of Beauty and the Beast with coach Pete Carroll.

Louis Vasquez, RG, Broncos: Not really sure what to say about an offensive lineman but trust us, he’s an offensive lineman.

Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB, Broncos: Despite easily having the longest name in the Super Bowl, surprisingly has the shortest penis.

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