The Occasional Gauntlet: 50 Questions with Pete Holmes
Comedian Pete Holmes answers 50 crucial questions in the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional. Here are the first 10:

So you have a show?
Yep!
Like real good?
Totes real good.
Why do you get a show and not someone like Lena Dunham? She deserves a show.
Lena Dunham has a wildly popular show called Girls. I’ll forward you a link.
How many times have you made love to Lena Dunham?
I do have a crush on Lena Dunham. She dates the guitarist from Fun and I like to think of myself as the ambassador of fun, so I might have a chance.
How many times have you made love to anyone?
My record is “I can’t believe this is happening!”
Have you ever made love to someone who didn’t consider it “making love?”
I’ve “plowed” a lover once or twice (once). One time thanks to some Italian Merlot I gave a girlfriend “the business.”
What kind of bed do you sleep in?
Regular flat. Not old-person reading-style or European-sex bed.
What kind of home do you live in?
A Pete homes.
What’s your dream home?
Pete Holmes.

The Occasional Gauntlet: 50 Questions with Pete Holmes

Comedian Pete Holmes answers 50 crucial questions in the FREE new Health and Fitness issue of The Occasional. Here are the first 10:

So you have a show?

Yep!

Like real good?

Totes real good.

Why do you get a show and not someone like Lena Dunham? She deserves a show.

Lena Dunham has a wildly popular show called Girls. I’ll forward you a link.

How many times have you made love to Lena Dunham?

I do have a crush on Lena Dunham. She dates the guitarist from Fun and I like to think of myself as the ambassador of fun, so I might have a chance.

How many times have you made love to anyone?

My record is “I can’t believe this is happening!”

Have you ever made love to someone who didn’t consider it “making love?”

I’ve “plowed” a lover once or twice (once). One time thanks to some Italian Merlot I gave a girlfriend “the business.”

What kind of bed do you sleep in?

Regular flat. Not old-person reading-style or European-sex bed.

What kind of home do you live in?

A Pete homes.

What’s your dream home?

Pete Holmes.